Welcome to the Ugly Club.

You're probably thinking, Where am I? Good question. I can tell you where you are, but you have to promise not to get upset. Promise? Ok, well first of all, let's face it, you're really ugly. Not only are you really unpleasant to look at, but you smell atrocious. Your presence in general is nauseating. In short, you're a complete monstrosity. I'm guessing you're here because you went to google and typed in "ugly" in the hope of finding some type of forum that would help you connect to other ugly people so that you could feel less alone in your heinousness, and you're planning on pressing "Clear History" in a couple of minutes. Well, don't you dare clear your history now. It's a little too late for that. When this page loaded, all of your dignity went right out the window. But don't feel ashamed because here at the Ugly Club, we honor all things ugly. We have no dignity, no shame, no pride, and we feel no embarrassment. So no, I didn't really answer your question, but just know that you're at the right place. Oh and before I forget, you should probably shave your upper lip... and your unibrow.