Archive for October, 2009

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Hey anyone that may be out there… I’m starting to feel like this blog is a little useless, because in order for a blog to serve any purpose at all, people kind of need to read it. What a predicament I’m in. Whatever, it may be a waste of my time, but it’s a good waste of my time. I just wanted you all (by “you all” I mean all one of you, hey mom) to know that I made an Ugly Club icon for the iPhone, so now if you bookmark theugly-club.com on your iPod or iPhone homescreen, a pretty little picture will pop up. I’ve posted a picture of it from my iPhone… please don’t judge the fact that I had 7% battery. Oh yeah, and don’t judge that it was 3:33 AM. Oh, and also don’t judge the fact that I have unread text messages and emails. I’m gonna lie and pretend that I’m popular, when really, I’m just awful at opening stuff up. “I’ll get to it” seems to be a really useful phrase for me at this time in my life. Shit, I guess it’s not a lie now that I’ve told you about it.

Just so you know, I had a busy night, and this was the soonest I could get on my computer. That’s why it is so late. So watch where you point fingers. Ok? Yeah, that’s what I thought. I’m gonna go finish my banana pudding now. No, I’m not ashamed. This is what happens when nobody reads my blog. I start talking to you. Bye now. Cheerio. Toodles.

I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Jelly

As I promised, Jelly of Doom. This is really quite miserable, but if you try not to have high expectations, it’ll be harder for me to disappoint you. Here are the cover and page one of Jelly of Doom. Maybe you should try playing some music while you look at these, because if you’re multi-tasking, it’ll be harder to pay complete attention to the comic, and you’ll end up liking it that much more. Anyway, to make this easier to follow, I added a blog section called “Jelly of Doom” which can be found in the menu to the left. Here goes:

Mah Flickah

originally uploaded by Dandy.Dill.Tea.

Sorry it’s been a while. I have been way too busy lately, but I’m back now—and still alive. I have been taking a ton of photos lately because I am hoping to enter a photography competition that focuses on teen fashion. I promise I’ll post my shots soon, but I kind of want to finish submitting them and make sure I have everything in order before I put them on my Flickr, or as I like to call it, “Flickaaah.” Um… damn it. In the mean time, I posted some photos of my friends. Hope you like ‘em. And don’t think I forgot about Jelly of Doom. I’m working on it.
Peace.

Doom from the Past

Oh god. I don’t think I could possibly be more embarrassing to myself. I got an email a while ago from geocities telling me that they were shutting down pretty soon, so I logged in to one of my old accounts to save some of my shit before it got deleted—holy crap. Who was I? Twelve-year-old me was into some messed up shit. Ok, first of all, my screen name was “burnt_kettle.” Second of all, I found weird tutorials I made on how to craft soda can rings. Third of all, I found the comic that I once started called “Jelly of Doom.” Yes, Jelly of Doom. As in evil jelly. This was back when I was into anime and neopets… so it’s a pretty weird mix of stuff. Did I mention that the main character in my comic is named Doomie? At the time, I don’t think I meant that in a sexual way, but reading the comic now, I can’t for the life of me figure out what I was thinking. Anyway, despite how weird it is, it’s pretty funny, and it has provided me with some inspiration. So I’ve decided that I’m going to try to continue it. Don’t get all excited though, because it’s gonna be kind of a mess. I mean, it has no plot, my comic-book-making skills are very lacking, and I’m probably gonna get bored with it again and give up for a second time. I’ll start by posting the first 7 pages of it that I made a very long time ago, and then once all of those are up, I’ll start making new ones. Let’s see where this goes…
P.S. I’m gonna be drawing LOTS of ugly people in the new comic pages, so be prepared. I also have to figure out how I’m gonna post the pages on here before I get going, so if you have any ideas, comment please.