Don’t have much to say right now… I’m feeling a tad bit sick. I’d make some soup or something, but I have NO food in my fridge. Craving some of this. The lemon flavor is so good, it’s not fair. Seriously. Buy some now. You’ll be very pleased with yourself afterwards. On to Jelly of Doom:
I just wanted to let you know that I made a set on my Flickr dedicated to the Toronto Zombie Walk 2009. This annual event was held on the 24th of October, and it consisted of people dressing up as zombies and marching around Kensington Market while yelling and eating people. I went with my roomie to snap some pics. I found out about it because apparently they published the wrong date for it in the newspaper, and a bunch of people dressed up as disappointed zombies a week early. Poor guys.
Hey poopy faces! I’m gonna post the next Jelly of Doom page, but first I have a story. So, last week I was in Ottawa on tour, and it was kind of hard for me to go to the grocery store and get proper food—meaning I was eating mostly food court delicacies and cereal that I drank out of hermetically sealed hotel cups. I only say this to justify the fact that I was eating at McDonald’s. Anyway, we were at McDonald’s, I had just ordered a rolo McFlurry and some fries, and these two girls sit down at the table next to us. There was already a guy sitting there, and the girls started talking to him. Now, I of course assumed that the girls were friends with the guy or something like that because they kept chatting it up with him. After a bit, one of the girls (her friend told us her name was Sydney) goes up to the counter and orders a burger and fries. She comes back to her table and starts feeding the guy her fries. She’s going on and on saying things like, “lovers not fighters, remember that” and “Borat, do you know Borat? He’s a good guy.” Finally, when Sydney is busy punching some other customers because they won’t eat her fries, the guy whose table Sydney sat at turns to us and says, “What the fuck? I was just sitting here and she started feeding me.” So apparently, they weren’t friends at all, and Sydney was just completely wasted. Our fabulous night at McDonald’s ended with us exiting and seeing a man throw up on his girlfriend. She proceeded to yell at him, calling him a cunt and a piece of shit, to which he replied, “This is how you treat me? This is exactly how you treat our child.”
And now, Jelly of Doom:
Hey! So I made a vimeo account, and this is my first upload. I explain what it’s about in the video description on vimeo, but just to give you a little idea, my roomie and I are making a little TV show, and this clip is going to run at the beginning of our episodes. We were trying to come up with names for a production company… and we ended up with “Milkman Zombie Productions” because I was a zombie for Halloween and my roommate was a milkman. So I just drew a little sketch in Flash and threw together a crap animation. At least he’s ugly so he has a home at the Ugly Club. With you, cause you’re ugly too. That’s right, I’m calling you ugly.
I’m going to Ottawa this week, so I don’t know if I’ll have the internet, so I don’t know if I’ll be blogging… like you care, whoever you are. Peace hoe.
