Let’s Try That Again
I know, I failed. Whatcha gonna do? Maybe I’m just not cut out for this whole blogging business. I should at least be able to post something every week… or two. But I can’t even do that cause I’m a massive turd bucket. Part of the problem is that nothing interesting is happing right now cause June is poop. Don’t get me wrong, I love summer, but the fact that I am not on summer vacation yet is a little bit of a let down. And although adbartee’s comments are reason enough for me to keep this blog in nice running order, his comments are getting a little lonely down there. I mean, I’m not trying to hint at anything, but maybe if someone out there just happened to be reading this and wanted to leave a little written treat for me, it might make me extremely happy. Speaking of comments, today I had four pending blog comments in my spam folder, so I checked them out. Guess what? They were all from some weird company with the words “mariana” and “elf” in their email address, and all of the emails were for cheap cod. Cod! Who buys cod online. The emails said stuff like “buy cheap cod online” and “without prescription free cod.” Why would I need a prescription for fish? How the fuck did Mariana cod lady find my blog? Anyway, toodles for now, and maybe I’ll post something else soon. Maybe.