Let’s Try That Again
I know, I failed. Whatcha gonna do? Maybe I’m just not cut out for this whole blogging business. I should at least be able to post something every week… or two. But I can’t even do that cause I’m a massive turd bucket. Part of the problem is that nothing interesting is happing right now cause June is poop. Don’t get me wrong, I love summer, but the fact that I am not on summer vacation yet is a little bit of a let down. And although adbartee’s comments are reason enough for me to keep this blog in nice running order, his comments are getting a little lonely down there. I mean, I’m not trying to hint at anything, but maybe if someone out there just happened to be reading this and wanted to leave a little written treat for me, it might make me extremely happy. Speaking of comments, today I had four pending blog comments in my spam folder, so I checked them out. Guess what? They were all from some weird company with the words “mariana” and “elf” in their email address, and all of the emails were for cheap cod. Cod! Who buys cod online. The emails said stuff like “buy cheap cod online” and “without prescription free cod.” Why would I need a prescription for fish? How the fuck did Mariana cod lady find my blog? Anyway, toodles for now, and maybe I’ll post something else soon. Maybe.
A personal blog, by it’s very nature only exists for reasons of YOUR vanity. You know that you are a mysterious, creative, unique, and expressive force. You know this. And that is why you have a blog. A blog post is never meaningless.
And Mariana is a dear friend of mine, and though her cod doesn’t come from the ocean, it’s guaranteed to arrive in perfect working condition;) Don’t hate.
Maybe Mariana the cod lady is ugly. She googled ugly and…VOILA!
Love your blog my dear.
xLarissa appplebomb
Well this time I’m sure your just too lazy to write down at least one thing exciting that happened to you this month. Its a blog for christ sake. THINK. It also would be nice to see you post some new pictures you take, or some funny youtube video, I don’t know, You just seem to talk about yourself all the time. I have been a fan of the ugly club for about a year now. and this is probably the last time I will ever read one of your egotistical blogs. Its getting old. Think of something new. Sorry to be harsh, but its the cold hearted truth… In my opinion at least
Emilbus23 Excuse me, That is absolutely one of the most demoralizing thing a person can say to another. Just because one is having a little bit of trouble writing a blog does not give you the right to bud in and just start to rip apart his personal feelings, about something that is totally public.
think before you type, Douche.
Hahaha, woah. Thanks for standing up for me Chriscam. Emilbus23, I understand what you’re saying, kinda, cause it really shouldn’t be that difficult to keep up with your own blog. I am sorry if you think it’s become a little self-involved. That was really not my intention; however, as adbartee wrote so eloquently, a personal blog exists “for reasons of YOUR vanity.” I’m obviously gonna write a little bit about myself cause it does happen to be my blog. Whether you choose to keep reading this or not, that’s fine with me. But just to keep the public happy (and it might’ve helped if I had known about you before this little treat of a happening) I’ll try to be a little more interesting. Anyway, thanks for input. I’m gonna go put in my tampon.
Ooooooh…. yo tell ‘em bootay sistah!