Sex Cream Ice Cream

Embarrassing that I’m blogging about ice cream again, but my foodgasm meter just got busted up! This stuff makes me wet. My family discovered this ice cream on Martha’s Vineyard over the summer, and it’s just disgustingly good. It’s called “jeni’s” ice cream, check it out here: www.jenisicecreams.com.

Jeni Britton Bauer was inspired to start making her own ice cream while working in a French pastry shop. She uses fresh and exotic ingredients to make ice cream that is “less sweet and more flavorful.” Even Martha Stewart is obsessed with this stuff. In an interview, Martha said about jeni’s ice cream, “I wanna rub this stuff all over my breasts and then lick it off myself.” With flavors like “Pistachio and Honey,” ”Sweet Corn and Black Raspberries,” and “Goat Cheese with Roasted Cherries,” this stuff will turn you into an obese cow in about a week. You can order it online, and although it is a little pricey, it is worth every penny. Buy it. Now. If I could make a baby with this ice cream, I would do it. For reals.