Hey anyone that may be out there… I’m starting to feel like this blog is a little useless, because in order for a blog to serve any purpose at all, people kind of need to read it. What a predicament I’m in. Whatever, it may be a waste of my time, but it’s a good waste of my time. I just wanted you all (by “you all” I mean all one of you, hey mom) to know that I made an Ugly Club icon for the iPhone, so now if you bookmark theugly-club.com on your iPod or iPhone homescreen, a pretty little picture will pop up. I’ve posted a picture of it from my iPhone… please don’t judge the fact that I had 7% battery. Oh yeah, and don’t judge that it was 3:33 AM. Oh, and also don’t judge the fact that I have unread text messages and emails. I’m gonna lie and pretend that I’m popular, when really, I’m just awful at opening stuff up. “I’ll get to it” seems to be a really useful phrase for me at this time in my life. Shit, I guess it’s not a lie now that I’ve told you about it.
Just so you know, I had a busy night, and this was the soonest I could get on my computer. That’s why it is so late. So watch where you point fingers. Ok? Yeah, that’s what I thought. I’m gonna go finish my banana pudding now. No, I’m not ashamed. This is what happens when nobody reads my blog. I start talking to you. Bye now. Cheerio. Toodles.
I know I tried to explain what this blog was all about in my first entry, but I failed miserably, so I’m going to try again.
*ahem ahem* Welcome to the Ugly Club Blog! Here is where you can find updates about all the things that I find interesting. I will also write about any strange incidents that occur in my life (these incidents seem to occur quite frequently, and I don’t yet know why.) Why would you ever want to read about things that I find interesting? Why would you care about what happens in my life? Well, because you’re ugly. Smelly fool.
Phew, done with the introduction. Now I can blog in peace.
Finally the new Ugly Club website is up! I have been working with the folks over at Purr Design for a couple of months now in order to make this site as functional as possible. I was too scared to get involved in all of the html this time, so I pulled some cash together and got the professionals to do it for me. In case you were unaware, this is not my first attempt at a website. Since around the age of twelve, I have had countless webpages including Electric Gnome, Burnt Kettle, Jelly of Doom, Pinpoint Color, and Turkey Meringue, to name a few. Super embarrassing, I know. I just thought you needed some sort of backstory. Now you know.
Anyway, now that the new site is up, I thought I’d tell you a little bit about finding your way around. To the left are links to my twitter, flickr, and facebook pages. If your interested in what Bug Cully (Mr. Ugly Club) is up to, twitter is probably your best bet, though I will post website updates on the blog. Flickr is the home of all my photography endeavors. The Ugly Club Facebook page is pretty much useless, except I might put some contests or promotion-type-stuff on it. I’d say the rest of the site is self-explanatory. And that’s it! Buy some ugly goods and the world we be a better place. Peace out for now.
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