About
Hey! Welcome to the Ugly Club. Contrary to what you may have expected, the Ugly Club is an institution, not a club like something you bludgeon people with. Formed to celebrate ugliness and all things unpleasant, this club has no particular objective. You either like it or you don't, but just so you are aware, ugly is out there, and it will find you. So why not embrace the unattractive? "Ugly" is really just an idea anyway. Buying goods from this website or reading my blog will not make you any uglier than you already are. And let's face it, you're pretty ugly.
The Ugly Club was created in 2006 on a plane from California to Boston. I was feeling relaxed and rejuvenated after my winter vacation, and this flight attendant had to keep on jamming the drink cart into my knee. Don't you just love that? Anyway, let's just say that she wasn't the most attractive person in the world. Fishnets, bun, blue eyeshadow, and all.
Contact
Name: Dylan
Email: dylanisugly@gmail.com
Phone: (647) 863-2122
Favorite Color: Puke Green
