When will I receive my order?

Orders will be sent out the saturday after they are received. If you need your order immediately, just write me a note in the comment box of the order form, and I'll send out your order asap. if you are paying by check, I will send the order out the saturday after I receive your payment.

Do you ship to my country?

Yes! If you don't see your country in the drop down menu on the order form, send me an email and we'll work something out.

Do you accept cash?

I accept cash as long as you can get it to me in one piece. If you want to pay with cash, just say you are paying by check on the order form and write a note in the comment box. I wouldn't really suggest paying by cash, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Can I return my order?

Not at all. Just kidding, of course you can return it. If you are unhappy with your order, send me an email telling me what's wrong. If you ordered the wrong size, then I can exchange it for you. If you don't like your order, then I can give you a refund. If you spilled coffee all over your shirt, then I'm sorry... that kinda stinks. But honestly, I am very reasonable about returns if they are handled fairly quickly (don't decide you want to return your sweatshirt after a couple of months.) Oh, and no returns on worn or washed clothes.

Do you accept commissions?

I do. I would be happy to illustrate, photograph, bake, dance, sing, or write for you. I also tell some pretty good knock-knock jokes. Just send me an email.

Can you answer my personal questions?

Depends on how personal. Send me an email.